failing-words: if i haven’t said something sexual to you then we probably aren’t good friends
romulusthread: panemsrebellion: romulusthread: STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT you are a gay teenage boy NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
thbrogan: irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out. The trick is to be as weird as possible from day one to screen out the normies so you’re not stuck with shitty friends.
person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
offendpoppunk: are those feelings get them away from me
Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you...– Ralph Marston (via thatmissourigirl)
galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
bondoge: i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself
hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
Anonymous asked: Hey, what country are you from?
powerburial: DON’T make me nervous DO not make me nervous
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
dont-argue-with-your-serperior: im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
vesperelunae: Stubborn Love - The Lumineers
spookymormon: please stop asking me about my future ill cry
palstagram: fun game: drink every time shirtless harry styles shows up on your dash. die of alcohol poisoning so you’ll never have to deal with harry styles again
how to prepare for exams: cry